Thursday, September 2, 2010

Not cool, AF. Not cool.

AF finally decided to show up today. And by 'today' I mean at 2:45 this morning. She woke me out of a dead sleep with the worst cramping. I thought for sure I was about to shit the bed or something. As soon as I hit the bathroom I realized (or woke up enough to realize?) it was AF. Stupid beyotch has no manners whatsoever. Needless to say, I didn't get back to sleep. I could not find a comfortable position and about 10 minutes after I laid back down, gas pains got added to the mix. Really!? My morning ruitine had to be edited to remove breakfast and making a lunch so that I could fit in my 25 minutes on the toilet. Overshare, sorry 'bout that. But 25 minutes of the runs on CD1 is just mean. -- Yes, you get quality reading around here. True story.

Kick a girl while she's down why don't you?! Jebus.

At least it is here and I can finally stop wondering if/when I'm going to start. Carrying around tampons, just for funsies, because you're not sure when she's going to strike is no bueno.


  1. Yikes, doesn't sound like a good CD 1! Hope it gets better.

  2. Sounds like my start last cycle. Hopefully the day gets better for you!!

  3. AF plus her flare for being heralded by BM is nature's cruelest joke on females.

  4. Ouch, sorry to hear!! That's cruel and unusual!! Sometimes AF loves to be a bitch, doesn't she?? I'd say we should boycott her... but as much of a cruel joke she is, we kind of need her until the time comes.