DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE.
It sucks. Sucks major llama balls. Like BIG ones.
Johnny Depp typically does some damn good work. I have to say that in general, I'm a fan. I was SO disappointed in this most recent venture. I was bored from the start.
I even took a preemptive strike and had a wonderful margarita prior to the flick. Did it help? Nope.
Honestly, if I'd known, I probably wouldn't even have rented it.