Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Guess who's back?

J's libido. Oh, yes, it has finally returned. When did it return? Yesterday. What was yesterday? Nothing, except the third time in 38 days that I've started my period. FORTHELOVE!

Vicodin has not been nice to my husband. It has made him constipated and prudish. No interest in pooping or doing it, whatsoever. Basically he'd lost all communication with anything below the belt. It's been two weeks since we've had sex and the last time we got busy wasn't anything to write home about, so F! Figures. Nothing like some nosex salt in my bitter notpregnantAGAINthismonth wounds.

Oh the joy that is CD1. lol

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