Ow. Ow. Ow.

Ask and you shall receive. CD1 is upon us. AF arrived first thing this morning and running behind has put her in a piss-poor mood. I have a ThermaCare heating pad strapped to my belly and have made several trips to the rest room this morning because my off and on constipation is suddenly cured. Overshare, I know, sorry about that.

I'm going to go back to rocking myself in my office chair while my insides continue to fight to become my outsides.