Tomorrow was going to be POAS Day. I allowed myself to dream of how fun it would be to get a positive test the day before J's 30th birthday. We grabbed a bite for dinner tonight and I had to stop by the drug store. While I was there I picked up a couple of tests because, other than extremely sore boobs (that I've had for TWO WEEKS now), I had no sign of AF.
I get in the car and J asks, what else did you get?
Oh, I just grabbed some tests. We're out.
Pregnancy tests?
Yup.
Hmm.
Yeah, I wasn't going to say anything.
Yeah. I kind of thought you should have been bleeding by now. (Yeah, we're classy.)
I kid you not, I was not in the car for more than two minutes before I started feeling the twinges of AF.
Me: Are you fricken kidding me!?
J: What?!
I think I'm starting.
Sure enough! I get home and the evil wench has arrived. She couldn't have shown up 5 minutes before? No. First, I had to spend $12 and ratchet my hopes up another little notch. Oh, and she had to be a week late so that next month I'm basically guaranteed to get my period in Europe. UGH. Bitch.
::hands Mrs S a whoopie pie::
ReplyDeleteDon't you hate that! Why do things have to happen that way. I always hype myself up too!
ReplyDeleteGod! Bitch!
ReplyDeleteThat is so how it goes. That's why I can't make myself test anymore. Everytime I did, I would get my period like 1/2 a day later totally wasting the expensive test.
No more testing for me.
I am sorry you had your hopes dashed again. Life sucks.
MissC
I guess the only upside is that she showed up before you took the expensive test - I've had a few times where I test and she shows up like 5 minutes later - ugh! Sorry she showed up to ruin your weekend. Maybe she'll be late next month too - so she doesn't ruin your vacation. Or just not show up at all and make your vacation awesome!!
ReplyDeleteThat sucks!! AF is an obnoxious so-in-so.
ReplyDeleteAF is a tease. She holds off just long enough for us to imagine "Am I pregnant?" and then she ambushes us.
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