Monday, January 4, 2010

Whoever invented New Years Resolutions needs to kiss my chubby butt.

The gym was a freakin' disaster today! I barely found parking and the machines were filled with perfectly groomed 110lb porn stars. PLEASE spend a little less time fixing your eye liner in the locker room and straightening your expertly coiffed faux-hawk, while you stand on a treadmill in your skin tight wifebeater and black black sports bra. All while you chat and flip through your US Magazine with your equally anorexic partner in crime. Some of us actually have some work to do, thankyousoverymuch.

So, my resolution is to keep going to the gym even though those people drive me batshit. Hopefully their 'dedication' will only last a couple of weeks.

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