I am a world class klutz. Tripping over my own two feet, walking into things and falling down are all things I would win gold in if they were events in the Olympics.
Yesterday we went rollerblading with the dog down a local trail and I biffed it hardcore. My feet flew right out from under me like a cartoon character and I landed flat and hard on my ass. Scraped up my left butt cheek and my wrist is a bit sore today to boot.
Later that night I had the joyous experience of having J rub Neosporin on my bummed bum. Nothing says love like rubbing ointment on your significant others ass!
Hey, the silver lining is perhaps it will help with my measurements this week??? Lol.